I'm going to keep saying "scrotum" until it gets a laugh, you bastards. I'll drop a spoiler warning here in case you were too busy being the president of the United States to play first half of Broken Face in the last year and a bit, but it turned out at the end that Shay's spaceship and Vella's scrotum friend were in fact one and the same, and the two protagonists then switch places for the second act, Shay running free in Vella's world and Vella nestled comfortably in Shay's scrotum. In the first instalment, we had our two characters: Shay, the boy trapped in space with a hairdo that looks like a KitKat doing a Mexican wave, and Vella, a girl on quest to kill the giant scrotum monster she was supposed to be sacrificing herself to. Maybe the money was the problem, cause I know if I'd humbly asked for a few grands to make a funny little adventure game and had ended up with four million, my first thought would not have been, "Wow, I'd better make this game fast." It would have been, "I'm just going to keep inhaling cocaine until you could put me in a paper packet and call me a Sherbet Dip Dab."
You'd think $3.5 million would create enough motivation to get the game done swiftly in one go, wouldn't ya, rather than released in two bits a year and a half apart, but what the hell would I know about adventure game development? And if you think that was sarcasm, let me know, cause I haven't decided yet.
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We might as well make an amount of fuss roughly equivalent to the amount of Kickstarter money that was sunk into it, and to that end, I hired a team of royal buglers to play a suitable fanfare as I pressed the download button with a rhinestone-encrusted glove on the end of a stick made out of all the money in the world. But I'd argue that it makes sense for Broken Age. This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Broken Age: Act 2.īlimey, I've been making a bad habit of reviewing games for the second time these last couple of weeks.
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